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Tuesday, May 11th, 2004
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8:16 am - >_<****
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OHMIGOD PEOPLE. Wake up already. ~zaps a few things to shock people into life~ Where are you guys? I need companionshiiiiip ;o;
Yes, I can cry. No, you may not look at me like that. ~zaaaap~
current mood:  irritated
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| Monday, May 3rd, 2004
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2:29 pm - To keep this schtuffs from dyin'...
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...a little funfun for you all!
Heeee. PSYCHOSHOCKAH IN DA HIZOUSE. I love it. XDDDDD
((ooc: not mine, it's ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) ghostkotsuzaka's. ^^ I had to do it. had to.))
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| Friday, April 9th, 2004
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12:20 pm
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Agh! Agh, agh, agh!
Someone fill me in on what's happened? I've been stuck with Jinzo #7 all this past week, because he's a dope and crashed his system. He said only I can fix the circuits an' crap on his back...
*pfft*
Brothers. =P
current mood:  stressed
current music: hoobastank//out of control
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| Friday, March 26th, 2004
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2:15 pm - The first time I've been serious about anything!
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~drinks the last of the Champagne Red-Eyes sent over in apology~
So I've heard the stories all around about the wing-clipping and magic-banning. On the one hand, the clipping may help in some aspects, like cutting short the antics of Harpie's Brother... but then there are the other ones, like the Dark Witch, that use their flight for nothing more than... er... flight. Blar, can't process at the moment. Hold on ~takes another swig~
Aaaaand there's the matter of banning magic. That I'm worried about, 'cause I'm not really sure if my cyber energy shock attack of chaos-HOO-HA can be considered magic or something created as part of my system. ...Yeah. :P
I shall definitely try and keep up with the events, but rest assured, it's gonna be a bumpy-ass ride.
~glares at Celt and Tsurugi snuggling on the couch~ Uh, d'ya mind?
current mood:  attentive... for once
current music: switchfoot//meant to live
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| Wednesday, March 24th, 2004
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1:39 pm
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Dude, Red-Eyes, I was not accusing you of doing anything. I was simply asking who could actually have such power as to scorch everything around me. Had I been accusing, I'd have simply just zapped you and screamed "YOU DID IT! I KNOW you did it!!" (And yes, I probably would have gotten eaten, but meh.)
So stop making me out to be some accusing bastard, mmkay?
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| Monday, March 22nd, 2004
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9:57 am - O_________O
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Something bad has just happened. Something really, really, tremendously bad.
Okay. I woke up this morning (got a blue moon in your eyes... ahahaha, sorry ^^.) and wasn't really thinking of anything. Noticed half the alcohol was gone, so I ran out to pick up a few more sixers.
But when I returned...
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Everything around me was scorched. I'm talking apocalyptic damage here. Celt and Tsurugi were in the middle of the damage, all burnt to a crisp, but they're fine now.
Did Ra attack my house?! Or otouto_no_harpy?! Or Red-Eyes?! SOMEONE TELL ME BEFORE I GO INSANE, PEOPLE!!
~cough~
current mood:  shocked
current music: beastie boys//sabotage
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| Thursday, March 11th, 2004
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2:26 pm
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Okay, so I would love to talk about the party that happened about five hundred million years ago (feels that long, anyway :P) but I'm in no mood. No, not angry. I'm... ~sigh~ depressed.
I found out why Celt didn't want to go to the party with me. This morning, I asked him why he'd been acting so weird - he even said he'd swear off drinking! - and he said, "My girlfriend doesn't like when I'm drunk, so..."
And just now, I found out who the girlfriend was.
It was the same girl I had a crush on a few months ago - the Princess of Tsurugi. I told her I liked her, but she said I wasn't her "type"... WHAT THE HELL IS "TYPE" ANYWAY?! And now this! Ugh... I could just kill something.
But I won't, since that only leads to Mahaad and Beta plotting to kick my ass. ;P
So now I'm here. Alone. Nursing my bottle of Jack Daniels like it's the last drink I'll have for days. ~sighs again~ Man, I tell ya, I get no respect. I need love advice...
((OOC: I wish I had a CG to interact with. ;_;
And sorry for not doing much; I've just been in a crap mood this past week. What with our dog and all being who he is. -_-;;))
current mood:  despondent
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| Wednesday, March 3rd, 2004
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3:58 pm
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So tonight is Red-Eyes' party. Well, I suppose I should be excited about it, but when I talked to Celt about it, he said, "No thanks, dude. I'm... going someplace else tonight."
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What happened? CG always goes to parties with me. It's like an unwritten law.
In other news, I heard about Gamma being kidnapped and all. No wonder I haven't seen the pink guy around here lately. But who'd want to kidnap him, anyway? He's... PINK. And a neat-freak. Oh man, I can almost hear the cruel taunts now.
current mood:  confused
current music: taproot//mine
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| Sunday, February 22nd, 2004
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4:04 pm
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Red-Eyes is throwing a party, eh?
~uncharacteristic squee~
current mood:  impressed
current music: limp bizkit//counterfeit
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| Wednesday, February 18th, 2004
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9:49 am
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Lookit my beautiful new icon ~beams~ Got it from the snapshots from that party! Yeah, I look good. :)
Yesterday I "borrowed" Mana's camera to see if I could get any incriminating blackmaily-type shots of people. Of course, the only thing I wound up getting was this:
well, you gotta hand it to Kuribo-chan for being so photogenic. But then after I snapped the pic, he bounced onto my head. And you all know what happened next.
-_-;;
There are times when I wish I actually had skin on my head.
current mood: sore
current music: evanescence//everybody's fool
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| Tuesday, February 10th, 2004
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11:00 am
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So I've taken a few days to recover from the disappointing conclusion to my great plan. And I'm feeling a whole lot better now. Got a few zaps out of my system, if you know what I mean. (Nobody, and I mean nobody, calls me a repulsive douchebag and gets away with it. Dizzy bitch. >:O)
Celt tried to cheer me up afterwards by doing his infamous "turn your frown upside and down" trick, whick consists of him standing on his head and spinning around. However, the horns on his helmet got stuck in the ground. That's the part that cheered me up the most out of it. XD
Oh, but remind me to stay away from whoever sells him that AWFUL scotch. ~retch~ Gross shit, that. Why did he give me that damn flask in the first place? Smelled like Orgoth's month-old briefs.
~shudders at having even thought that.~
Off to go find me something for lunch... (yeah, I eat lunch early, so what? :P)
current mood:  awake
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| Wednesday, February 4th, 2004
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10:59 am
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AUGH.
Okay, I guess I owe a big apology to Mahaad, for he was NOT the one to have taken all the gear. It was none other than that scoundrel brother of them damned harpies! They were on to us all along!! >:O
~zaps surroundings into oblivion, accidentally destroying Beta's second sand castle~
Oops. Sorry. ^^;
Don't even talk to me now, I'm going to go off on you if you try. STUPID LOVIN' - AGH!!
current mood: furious
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| Monday, February 2nd, 2004
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4:44 pm
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Bad, bad, horrible news concerning the revenge plan!!
Turns out that all the stuff Celt and I got for our little scheme has been CONFISCATED. (Well, 'cept for Kuri-chan, but that's for obvious reasons.) I mean it - all the eggs, shaving cream, TP... GONE! ~sob~
And I have a strong hunch that Mahaad is behind it. Even though he did burn those twits' feathers. Psh. Jerk.
~bangs head against things~
On a lighter note... why, exactly, did the Japanese associate my name with kidneys? O_o;;
current mood: pissed off
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| Thursday, January 29th, 2004
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1:55 pm
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All right, time to review my checklist of DOOM:
~five dozen grade A eggs (I thought about rotten eggs, seeing as we have a lot of them lying around, but then I figured the stench'd get to us before we did anything. :P)
~bulk package of toilet paper
~twenty cans of shaving cream (need to test them beforehend. Must see if they can squirt long-range.)
~Kuribo
~multiply spell
~large slingshots for all monsters involved
And... that's that.
~sigh of relief~ Now to get CG to WAKE UP AGAIN so we can actually procure this stuff...
BTW, Beta, I do have a family - didn't you know? Jinzo #7 is my little brother! XD Weak, but he's a good egg. (Agh. I have to stop with the egg business!)
((OOC: And speaking of that comment, yeah, I did realize that... kinda like Real World, Duel Monsters style, eh? ^^;;))
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| Tuesday, January 27th, 2004
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12:40 pm - more harpie trouble...
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Why is it that these three featherbrains have a problem with ME all of a sudden? What the hell did I do (besides zap Mana and that sand castle Beta made... but those snobs weren't involved, damnit!)
I got a phone call at 8 in the morning. EIGHT IN THE FREAKING MORNING. Nobody calls me that early, OK? I decided to answer - hey, I'm not that rude, and it could have been family. Nope, it was those stupid harpies screeching their windpipes out (how they got my number is beyond me.) They have no grasp of logic at all... ~sigh~ see for yourself...
Me: Hello?
Harpies: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW dat'z dat jinzo weirdo again! j00 so ugly! OMG he smell like crap and he look liek it too!
Me: ...O_o OK...
Harpies: and and and oo! have j00 seen hiz HAIR?!?!
Me: ...I don't have hair.
Harpies: ah... well... FREAK! UGLY-AZZ FREAK! DIE! ~really high-pitched screeching noise~
At this point, CG just happened to stumble in and hear the screeching. Thinking that was an enemy, our intelligent Irish friend... took his AXE to the phone. X_x I'm making him get a new one. With caller ID.
And I'm plotting my own brand of revenge for that trio of twits... and my eyebeams just ain't gonna cut it.
Who's up for a toilet-papering, Harpie-egging extravaganza?!
~raises hand~
current mood: on the warpath
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| Monday, January 26th, 2004
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12:38 pm
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Just woke up. Man, massive hangover O_O;; Alpha, man, you weren't kidding when you said your parties were off the hook! :D
Two things happened that I didn't like, though. The minor one was that poor, pitiful CG got tremendously wasted on piña coladas - seriously, man, piña coladas? - and started singing "On Top of Spaghetti." -_- I kept telling everyone I didn't know that I had no idea who he was.
Second (the major), the Spice Girls gone worse just happened to be in the vicinity, and they kept ragging on me all night. I can't remember what they said due to all their NASTY-ass screeching (jeez, ever consider the feelings of those with eardrums?) but it was pretty much shit like "eeeeeew OMG dat Jinzo iz sooooo nasty! lyke he don't have skin yo! whut iz he a zombie or sumpfin? and he wears a DRESS! omg a dress! what kinda outfit iz DAT???"
Yeah, yeah, keep talkin' your talk. I'm STILL worlds cooler than the lot of you.
I'm going to go calm my headache by doing target practice on CG. He's passed out on the floor... face-down... and you don't miss a target that big. >XD
current mood: sore
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| Sunday, January 25th, 2004
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2:05 pm
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Man, where's the Celtic Guardian at? I need my drinking buddy! Parties aren't the same without Mr. Obnoxious Irish Guy (heh, that's what I started calling him after he took to singing - loudly - in his sleep. Fitting, right? XD)
And within 24 hours of my stay, I officially have freaked out Mana by zapping her into tiny little bits. I almost feel sorry for her... of course, the key word is "almost." >:)
...Hope Mahaad doesn't kick my ass for that.
current mood: amused
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| Saturday, January 24th, 2004
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1:38 pm - Rejoice!
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Wow, I actually have one of these journal things. Go me.
So I'm just getting used to the place. It sure ain't a deck, but I'll go where I gotta. Damn, that sounded wrong, didn't it? :P whatever...
Maybe I'll go off and zap things for fun. XD
current mood: accomplished
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